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Terms of Service

Last Updated: May 11, 2025

Welcome to Lube Pop Tarts News. These Terms of Service ("Terms") govern your access to and use of our website, services, and content. By accessing or using our services, you agree to be bound by these Terms.

1. Acceptance of Terms

By accessing or using Lube Pop Tarts News, you agree to be bound by these Terms and our Privacy Policy. If you do not agree to these Terms, you may not access or use our services.

2. Changes to Terms

We may modify these Terms at any time. We will provide notice of any material changes by posting the new Terms on our website and updating the "Last Updated" date. Your continued use of our services after any such changes constitutes your acceptance of the new Terms.

3. Privacy Policy

Our Privacy Policy describes how we handle the information you provide to us when you use our services. By using our services, you agree to our collection, use, and sharing of information as described in our Privacy Policy.

4. Account Registration

To access certain features of our services, you may need to register for an account. You agree to provide accurate, current, and complete information during the registration process and to update such information to keep it accurate, current, and complete.

5. Content and Conduct

Our services allow you to post, link, store, share, and otherwise make available certain information, text, graphics, videos, or other material. You are responsible for the content that you post to our services, including its legality, reliability, and appropriateness.

6. Subscription Services

Some of our services require payment of fees. You agree to pay all fees and charges associated with your account on a timely basis and in accordance with the terms of the subscription plan you choose.

7. Intellectual Property

The content, organization, graphics, design, compilation, and other matters related to our services are protected under applicable copyrights, trademarks, and other proprietary rights. Copying, redistribution, use, or publication of any such content or any part of our services is prohibited without express permission.

8. Disclaimer of Warranties

Our services are provided on an "as is" and "as available" basis. We make no warranties, expressed or implied, and hereby disclaim all warranties, including without limitation, implied warranties of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, non-infringement, or course of performance.

9. Limitation of Liability

In no event shall Lube Pop Tarts News, its directors, employees, partners, agents, suppliers, or affiliates, be liable for any indirect, incidental, special, consequential, or punitive damages, including without limitation, loss of profits, data, use, goodwill, or other intangible losses.

10. Governing Law

These Terms shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the United States, without regard to its conflict of law provisions.

11. Termination

We may terminate or suspend your account and bar access to our services immediately, without prior notice or liability, under our sole discretion, for any reason whatsoever, including without limitation if you breach the Terms.

12. Contact Us

If you have any questions about these Terms, please contact us.

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