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Privacy Policy

Last Updated: May 11, 2025

This Privacy Policy describes how Lube Pop Tarts News ("we", "our", or "us") collects, uses, and shares your personal information when you use our website, mobile applications, and services (collectively, the "Services").

1. Information We Collect

We collect information that you provide directly to us, information we collect automatically when you use our Services, and information from third-party sources.

Information You Provide

We collect information you provide when you create an account, subscribe to our Services, participate in interactive features, fill out forms, communicate with us, or otherwise use our Services. This may include:

  • Account information (name, email address, password)
  • Profile information (bio, profile picture)
  • Subscription and payment information
  • Communications and feedback
  • Content you post or share through our Services

Information We Collect Automatically

When you use our Services, we automatically collect certain information, including:

  • Device information (IP address, browser type, operating system)
  • Usage information (pages visited, time spent, links clicked)
  • Location information
  • Cookies and similar technologies

2. How We Use Your Information

We use the information we collect to:

  • Provide, maintain, and improve our Services
  • Process transactions and manage your account
  • Send you technical notices, updates, and administrative messages
  • Respond to your comments, questions, and requests
  • Personalize your experience and deliver content relevant to your interests
  • Monitor and analyze trends, usage, and activities in connection with our Services
  • Detect, prevent, and address technical issues, fraud, or illegal activity
  • Comply with legal obligations

3. Sharing of Information

We may share your information in the following circumstances:

  • With service providers who perform services on our behalf
  • With business partners with whom we jointly offer products or services
  • In connection with a merger, sale, or acquisition of all or a portion of our business
  • To comply with legal obligations or protect rights
  • With your consent or at your direction

4. Your Choices

You have several choices regarding the information we collect and how it is used:

  • Account Information: You can update your account information through your account settings
  • Marketing Communications: You can opt out of receiving promotional emails
  • Cookies: You can manage cookie preferences through your browser settings
  • Do Not Track: We respond to Do Not Track signals

5. Data Security

We take reasonable measures to help protect your personal information from loss, theft, misuse, unauthorized access, disclosure, alteration, and destruction.

6. Children's Privacy

Our Services are not directed to children under 13, and we do not knowingly collect personal information from children under 13.

7. International Data Transfers

We may transfer your information to countries other than the one in which you live, where data protection laws may be different.

8. Changes to This Privacy Policy

We may update this Privacy Policy from time to time. We will notify you of any changes by posting the new Privacy Policy on this page and updating the "Last Updated" date.

9. Contact Us

If you have any questions about this Privacy Policy, please contact us.

By using Lube Pop Tarts News, you consent to our Privacy Policy and our collection, use, and sharing of your information as described above.